The Philosophy of Schmütz – 8x8 Autographed Premium Hardcover Gift Book + Bonus Gift (PREORDER NOW | SHIPS NOV 1, 2025 | USA ONLY)

PREORDER NOW - FREE GIFT FOR FIRST 50 ORDERS - $54.98 Value for Just $39.99 (Ships Nov 1, 2025 in honor of Schmütz's 10th birthday)

Vibrant. Giftable. Unapologetically Schmützified.

This is not your average cat book.

Crafted as an 8x8 high-resolution premium hardcover, The Philosophy of Schmütz is a short, sharp, and soul-soothing read wrapped in full-color brilliance. Perfect for gifting—or keeping on your coffee table.

Written by biologist and unapologetic cat dad M. E. Seegulam, this compact gem is part memoir, part armchair philosophy manual, and part love letter to a one-eyed rescue cat who sees the world more clearly than most.

Inside, you'll find:

- 56 pages of potent, poetic, and sometimes profane Schmütz-wisdom—served with a side of claws and clarity

- Gorgeous full-color spreads, featuring high-resolution photos of Schmütz in all her one-eyed, fur-folded, tongue-out majesty

- Bite-sized takeaways that hit like a shot of espresso (if your espresso came with a therapist and a hug)

- Designed to delight: Lush layout, bold visuals, and unexpected moments of softness throughout

- The perfect gift for cat lovers, big feelers, recovering perfectionists, or anyone who’s ever needed a reminder that they’re already enough

- Author Signature: Every hardcover will be hand-signed as a token of gratitude for being part of Schmütz’s story.

Whether you're navigating grief, perfectionism, heartbreak, or just your inbox—this book offers a fresh, funny, and fiercely loving lens on what it means to be alive.

Preorder now to guarantee your copy ships on November 1, 2025 — Schmütz’s 10th birthday.

Gift retails for $14.99 on myschmutz.com — shipping included.

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